Sunday, October 01, 2006

EXERCISE MAN!!!!!

Improve Our Roads!

As posted at Silver Spring Scene, I second that the following become law:

Rules of the Left Lane

The left lane is the fast lane, if you happen to find a line forming behind and you are the line leader, get off the left lane. The farthest left lanes especially are for those who are not out sight seeing but have places to be on time.

Don’t play traffic cop. If someone wants to pass you because you’re too slow, let them!

Tracker Trailers, utility vans and other behemoths on the road should stay off the left lanes, don’t get pissed if someone cuts you off

Packing 10 people into a 2 door 1985 Honda Civic or Toyota Tacoma should be deemed illegal. Any on duty police officer should immediately pull them off the road.

If you are from another state and don’t know the territory say as far right as you can and go as slow as you want to go. Perhaps you should turn your hazards on because you were not smart enough to study a map.

If everybody moved up once we would all be at our destination.

Just because traffic is backing up doesn’t mean you get to go two miles an hour and leave a 1000 feet in front of you.

New roads and less people will not solve our traffic problems if the drivers themselves do not know the rules of the road. Are slowing everybody else down.